Not all jokes are meant for kids, that is why we have specifically listed these jokes for adults. Just make sure the kids are not around while you go through them. But of course the jokes are very funny, so you might not be able to control your laughter. These nuggets of gold were diligently sourced for and not just randomly picked. We all love a good joke, especially those ones that can actually be shared with people. Here goes the list of funniest jokes for adults. Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? A: When you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them. Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.
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