I am all for folks trying whatever sex stuff they want, so long as it's consensual and safe. That's one of the coolest facets of sex: the fact that there are nearly endless positions, tactics, and styles in which one may get down. However, it's no secret that movies are basically lie machines when it comes to representing sex. One example: I don't know any women who actually reached orgasm while losing their virginity. I mean, having sex in the backseat of a Volvo is hard enough without worrying about reaching Valhalla on top of that. Above all non-truths perpetuated in film format and folklore about sex, I have to proclaim the gospel of shower sex literally the worst, most lie-laden one. Shower sex, despite what pop culture would have you believe, sucks so hard. It is terrible and difficult and not worth it. There are better ways to get off.

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I consider myself a sexually adventurous woman. There are plenty of atypical things I am willing to do between the sheets, but shower sex does not fall among them. Shower sex is easily one of the most overrated methods of penetration in the history of ever.